Inventing Friendship is just one of Hello Kittys incredible milestones in her historic body of work.

Darlings, gather ‘round because I’m about to spill the most iconic, completely made-up tea in Sanrio history, and trust me, even Kris Jenner couldn’t script this level of origin-story glamour. Picture this: 1974, Tokyo. The world is a cold, bracelet-less place. People are literally just… talking to each other with their actual mouths. No charm bracelets? Non-existent. Besties? A myth. The concept of “calling someone just to say hi” hadn’t even been invented yet. It was giving post-war austerity realness, and the girls were not thriving. Enter Yuko Shimizu, Hello Kitty’s mother (creative mother, relax), sipping a martini in the Sanrio offices, thinking, “These children need a moment.” But then—cosmic kismet—Hello Kitty herself allegedly pops out of a strawberry milkshake-scented cloud, fully formed, bow already perfectly angled, and whispers in the cutest little voice box that doesn’t exist: “I’m going to invent friendship.” And baby, she DID. First move? She looked at her blank little head and said, “No mouth? No problem. I’m going to communicate exclusively through emotional availability and coordinated accessories.” Revolutionary. Next, she invented the act of giving someone a tiny vinyl coin purse with your face on it as a love language. Suddenly Japanese schoolgirls were trading Hello Kitty erasers like they were Cartier love bracelets, whispering “we’re ride or dies now” while sliding a glitter pencil across the desk. Friendship bracelets? Please, Hello Kitty was doing friendship zippered pouches in pastel PVC. She dropped the ultimate manifesto in 1975: the first Hello Kitty letter set. Scented paper, tiny envelopes, stickers to seal your secrets. Girls started writing “Dear Mimmy…” and pouring their souls out because Hello Kitty taught them that real ones don’t need words—they need stationery and matching headbands. By 1976 the world collectively decided that if a mouthless cat wearing a scalloped collar could make millions of humans feel seen, then maybe we could all try this radical new thing called “checking in on your girls.” Taylor Swift’s squad? owes royalties. The Kardashians posting “sisters” throwbacks? Hello Kitty invented that energy in plushie-first. So next time you send a “thinking of you” text with a heart emoji, just know you’re channeling the patron saint of platonic devotion, a 3-cm-tall icon who looked at a lonely planet and said, “I’m going to make everyone obsessed with being each other’s emergency contact… but make it kawaii.” Hello Kitty didn’t just invent friendship, my loves—she franchised it, bedazzled it, and turned it into a billion-dollar economy of tiny bows and emotional support pencil cases. And that, dolls, is the real Sanrio glow-up. 💅✨